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A cat is a puzzle for which there
is no solution. ~ Hazel Nicholson
A cat is always on the wrong
side of the door. ~ Anonymous
A cat is there when you call her -
if she doesn't have something better to do. ~ Bill Adler
A cat is the only domestic animal
I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job
of it. ~ Joseph Epstein
A cat makes all the difference
between coming home to an empty house and coming home.
~ Unknown
A cat sees no good reason why it
should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. ~
Sarah Thompson
A cat will assume the shape of its
container. ~ Unknown
A man has to work so hard so that
something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so
easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years
on rainy days. ~ Albert Einstein
A
meow massages the heart. ~
Stuart
McMillan
An ordinary kitten will ask more
questions than any five year old. ~ Carl Van Vechten
As anyone who has ever been
around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have
enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
~ Cleveland Amory
As every cat owner knows,
nobody owns a cat. ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
By associating with the cat one
only risks becoming richer. ~ Colette
Cat people are different, to the
extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they
be, with a cat running their lives? ~ Louis J. Camuti, DVM
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do
not always care enough
to do anything about it. ~
Winifred Carriere
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
~ James Herriot
Cats are kindly masters,
just so long as you remember your place. ~ Paul Gray
Cats are rather delicate creatures
and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard
of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats are the ultimate narcissists.
You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal
grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal
grooming is to roll in a dead fish. ~ James Gorman
Cats' hearing apparatus is built
to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the
other. ~ Stephen Baker
Dogs come when they're
called; cats take a message and get back to you. ~ Mary Bly
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
~ Anonymous
If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken
fellow, but the cat
would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~
Mark Twain
I love cats because I enjoy my
home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
~ Jean Cocteau
I've met many thinkers and many
cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~
Hippolyte Taine
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about
six days, take a look
around, then close them again for the better part of their
lives. ~
Stephen Baker
Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and vice versa, and
often simultaneously. ~
Louis F. Camuti,
DVM
No amount of time can erase
the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever
totally remove his fur from your couch. ~ Leo Dworken
No matter how much cats fight,
there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham
Lincoln
Odd things animals. All dogs
look up to you. All cats look down to you. Only a pig looks at
you as an equal. ~ Sir Winston Churchill
Of all God's creatures, there is
only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is
the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve
man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain
One cat just leads to another.
~ Ernest Hemingway
Purring would seem to be, in her
case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with
happiness overflow. ~ Monica Edwards
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it
pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. ~ Lynn M. Osband
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat. ~ unknown
The naming of cats is a difficult
matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think
at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have
three different names ~ T.S. Eliot
The only mystery about the cat is
why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
~ Sir Compton MacKenzie
The phrase "domestic cat" is an
oxymoron. ~ George Will
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music
and cats. ~
Albert Schweitzer
The smallest feline is a
masterpiece. ~ Leonardo Da Vinci
The trouble with cats is that
they've got no tact. ~ P.G. Wodehouse
There are no ordinary cats.
~ Colette
There is no more intrepid explorer
than a kitten. ~ Jules Champfleury
There's no need for a piece of
sculpture in a home that has a cat.~ Wesley
Bates
Thousands of years ago, cats were
worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
~ Anonymous
Two things are aesthetically
perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. ~ Emile Auguste
Chartier
What greater gift than the
love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens
When I play with my cat, who knows
whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with
her." ~ Montaigne
Which is more beautiful, feline
movement or feline stillness? ~ Elizabeth Hamilton
Who can believe that there is no
soul behind those luminous eyes! ~ Theophile Gautier
With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity,
and courage that cats have,
how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? ~
Fernand
Mery
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