- A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ~ Hazel Nicholson
- A cat is always on the wrong side of the door. ~ Anonymous
- A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do. ~ Bill Adler
- A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. ~ Joseph Epstein
- A cat makes all the difference between coming home to an empty house and coming home.~ Unknown
- A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. ~ Sarah Thompson
- A cat will assume the shape of its container. ~ Unknown
- A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days. ~ Albert Einstein
- A meow massages the heart. ~ Stuart McMillan
- An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ~ Carl Van Vechten
- As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. ~ Cleveland Amory
- As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
- By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer. ~ Colette
- Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives? ~ Louis J. Camuti, DVM
- Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. ~ Winifred Carriere
- Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. ~ James Herriot
- Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. ~ Paul Gray
- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch
- Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. ~ James Gorman
- Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. ~ Stephen Baker
- Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. ~ Mary Bly
- Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~ Anonymous
- If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~ Mark Twain
- I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. ~ Jean Cocteau
- I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine
- Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~ Stephen Baker
- Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. ~ Louis F. Camuti, DVM
- No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~ Leo Dworken
- No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
- Odd things animals. All dogs look up to you. All cats look down to you. Only a pig looks at you as an equal. ~ Sir Winston Churchill
- Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain
- One cat just leads to another. ~ Ernest Hemingway
- Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~ Monica Edwards
- The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. ~ Lynn M. Osband
- The more people I meet, the more I like my cat. ~ unknown
- The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names ~ T.S. Eliot
- The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.~ Sir Compton MacKenzie
- The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron. ~ George Will
- There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ~ Albert Schweitzer
- The smallest feline is a masterpiece. ~ Leonardo Da Vinci
- The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. ~ P.G. Wodehouse
- There are no ordinary cats. ~ Colette
- There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~ Jules Champfleury
- There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.~ Wesley Bates
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~ Anonymous
- Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. ~ Emile Auguste Chartier
- What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens
- When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her." ~ Montaigne
- Which is more beautiful, feline movement or feline stillness? ~ Elizabeth Hamilton
- Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! ~ Theophile Gautier
- With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?~ Fernand Mery.
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